NO MORE SLOPPY MAKEOUTS.
NO MORE.

PREGNANCY.

IT IS A DANGEROUS ISSUE THAT WE ALL NEED TO BE AWARE OF.

( LET ME TELL YOU WHY. )

You are absolutely crazy, completely out of your pan, are you even-- Look, I’m turning on my wearable, everyone’s seeing this shit-- Everyone’s seeing how fucking insane you actually are.

[ The scene: Terezi Pyrope is unhinging Karkat Vantas’ closet door. She is violating his sacred place. She is committing untold blasphemies, and Karkat will not ( Read more... )

IT’S BEEN A WHILE SINCE I PUBLICALLY ADDRESSED ALL YOU NOOKSUCKING BULGEMUNCHERS TO INFORM YOU WHAT A USELESS BUNCH OF SADSACK FUCKWITS YOU ALL ARE ( Read more... )

[ It’s a peculiar scene. Several GPSes have been set in a pile of black stones and sticks. For a few moments, there’s only Karkat breathing. Finally, he speaks: ]

It’s fucking robots. They’ve been spreading this shit. [ The camera moves to a typical Sacrosanct drone that’s been hacked to pieces. It must have contained some Black Rock, because that ( Read more... )

[ For the first time ever, Karkat is openly and publicly on video. There are a few differences: he’s obviously much older (his horns are still nubs though whoops) and he’s wearing sunglasses. He is also standing rather dramatically in front of a massive sharpie-colored flag of his symbol. Fuck yes. ]

( not an IC cut; concerning BITCHES )

GOD I CAN’T BELIEVE I’M DOING THIS ( Read more... )

I SWEAR TO GOD, IF ONE OF YOU ROBOTS IS UP TO YOUR GRUBNAPPING AND BODILY MUTILATION GAMES AGAIN, I AM JUST GOING TO GO ON A FUCKING RAMPAGE HERE. THERE’S ONE OF MY OWN MISSING, AND IF SHE’S NOT RETURNED TO US SOON, MY RAGE WILL KNOW NO FUCKING BOUNDS. THE AIR AND SPACE THAT ALLOWS YOUR WORTHLESS ROBOTY MECHANICS TO CONTINUE TO FUNCTION WILL CEASE ( Read more... )

REPORT IN, ASSHOLES.
YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE.

( locked to: SOLLUX CAPTOR in the most pathetic manner imaginable, you could not lock this shit worse )

-- carcinoGeneticist [CG] RIGHT NOW opened memo on board WHY IS THERE MORE BULLSHIT HAPPENING --

CG: THAT WAS A QUESTION, BY THE WAY ( Read more... )